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I'm a Sagittarian and a southpaw, which makes me both blunt and ink-smudged.
I find it frustrating how often I pick up phrases my friends overuse, such as "totals."
Not wearing a watch induces a feeling in me similar to jogging in a highly populated area sans bra.
My family owns a funeral home.
I have approximately the same number of shoes as of bottles of perfume: over 50.
Bell peppers can rot in hell for all I care.
I adore the terms "fixing to" and "used to could." After all, I am from Texas, y'all.
On occasion I have felt like a gay man trapped in a straight woman's body.
People who wear socks with sandals in public irk me; wireless earpieces I absolutely loathe.
My favorite word is "superfluous" and one of my first big crushes was Jack Webb, Dragnet's Joe Friday.
If you filled it up, the glass is half-full. If you poured it out, it's half-empty. |
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